dirty?
Well, I’m a lot closer to the ground
GLEN:
than you are.
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ‘I..’
MILLIE:
I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie….. Always say, ‘I am.’ MILLIE: All right… ‘I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.’
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father’s cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn’t punish him?
LOUIS:
his hand.
Because George still had the axe in
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don’t have to, my Mom is a good cook.
TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
CLYDE:
No, sir. It’s the same dog.
TEACHER: Harold, how do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longe
interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
