Irishman says something He Shouldn’t Have About His Wife At The Pub. Next Is Priceless.

John won the prize last night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.’
She said, ‘Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he’s
only been there twice in the last four years… Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come.’