reason Johnny can’t go to the third grade, he answered all of my questions right.”
The teacher asked if she could ask him some questions. The principal and Johnny agree.
Teacher: “What does a cow have 4 of that I only have 2 of?
Johnny: “Legs”
Teacher: “What do you have in your pants that I don’t have?” the principal gasps but before he can stop him from answering Johnny says, “pockets”
Teacher: “What does a dog do that a man steps into?”
Johnny: “Pants”
Teacher: “What starts with F and ends with K and means a lot of excitement?”
Johnny: “Firetruck”
The principal breaths a big sigh of relief and says “Put Johnny in the fifth grade, I got the last 4 questions wrong myself.
