and plain.” The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: “All the men here are short and handsome.” Still, this isn’t good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: “All the men here are tall and plain.”
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: “All the men here are tall and handsome.” The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: “There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman.”
Meanwhile a group of men go to a five story hotel, the receptionist at the front tells them they must oblige to the same rules and they agree. The men go to the first floor which says “all the women on this floor have big boobs”
The men are very interested but decide to go to the next floor. The 2nd story sign says “all the women on this floor have big boobs and love beer.”
So far no one has gone to the 3rd floor.
