tunes and singing and dancing while he did so. He seemed overjoyed, rather than crushed and heartbroken.
The woman was shocked and incredibly hurt. But things only got worse.
The husband grabbed his phone and dialed a number. His wife listened from under the bed as he started chatting to someone.
“Hey babe,” said the husband into the phone. “I’m just getting changed now, I’ll join you in a bit. As for the other fool, it finally dawned on her that I was cheating on her and she left. I was really wrong to have married her; I wish you and me had met earlier. See you soon, honey!”
Then he hung up and walked out of the room. After some time, the wife heard the front door open and close – her husband was gone. In tears and very upset, she climbed out from under the bed and stumbled over to read what her unfaithful husband had written on the end of her letter.
Through teary eyes, she read:
“I could see your feet under the bed you idiot, I’m going out to buy bread.”
