the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to…
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes…
work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while…
note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed, DesperateDear Desperate,First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,…
wait so Jim whisked Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touch teasing, holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants, she began to scream…
getting any milk."Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.Little Johnny looks up at his mother with a smile, and says: "Are…
meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it! Don't worry, Dad. I'm 15, and I know how to…
b-x--x. I will not have you blaming me for your problems. How dare you?!" (Suddenly, he SLAPS me across the face. Caught completely off guard, I take a step back…
called on him.Johnny said, "My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!"The teacher sat down and cried.
begins to carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena. "I'm sorry," he…
and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this…