the curtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left.When Jake returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.Then slowly, the house began to…
treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say " nothing!", and how I can make a woman truly happy."The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four lanes…
work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while…
a AAA battery.Unable to control herself, the Nurse tried to stop a giggle, but it just came out.And then she started laughing at the fact that she was laughing. Feeling…
mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."Two weeks later the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and…
Samaritan and yelledHow dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!'The Texan smiled and drawled,'Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped…
hurried to open the door and there stoodGrandma's minister. The minister said, 'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'The little boy replied, 'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'The minister…
are in the same situation, although with one small difference - 19 goes into 57 more times than 57 goes into 19. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime…
we going to get the butter? They're going to stick! HURRY!"The wife runs to the fri-"CAREFUL about the eggs! CAREFUL. You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn…
What NOT To Say To Your Girlfriend On A Date. This Kid Absolutely Nails It.During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students…
Love It This Woman Couldn't Take Her Eyes Off Handsome Man But Then He Said This is Hilarious. what you want me to do in just three words."The woman considered…